I've known him long before he assumed his grand role of the World’s Hero. I still recall witnessing, two decades ago, his audacious stunt of playing the piano with his dick on an ordinary stage, watched by ordinary people. At that moment, I couldn't help but think that one must possess a unique fabric of character to pull off such a feat.

My instincts were spot on; the guy was indeed special. Twenty years later, our piano virtuoso had transformed into a relentless provocateur, barking incessantly for two years at the world's most powerful leaders, demanding daily assistance, more funds, and unwavering allegiance to his cause.

A seemingly unassuming civilian with no military background whatsoever, he graced the world's screens daily, adorned in some semblance of military attire, often appearing under the influence. It was a performance in and of itself.

As for how his movie will conclude, or how future historians will interpret his story—whether as a dark comedy, a mockumentary, or a tragedy akin to the ancient Greek tales—only time will reveal the answer.

And then there are always some nerds willing to explain why the unexpected happened.

“Once in a lifetime cosmic event“ Welcome to Gulliburg! 😁